So let’s see… The Bush administration is pushing vaguely-worded notions of “tax reform,” as well as floating proposals for the partial or complete privatization of Social Security. Meanwhile, Republicans in Congress are busy rewriting the rules to protect their leadership, to push through massive appropriations bills with little to no debate, and to exclude Democrats from any meaningful participation in the drafting of legislation. Iraq is a mess, Afghanistan has more or less been forgotten about, and now we’re rattling our saber towards Iran.
Fortunately, John McCain, every Democrat’s favorite Republican (“He’s so independent! Such a straight-talker!”) is here to save the day, proposing vital legislation to… wait for it… crack down on the use of performance-enhancing drugs in major league baseball. Yes, that’s it—that is the crisis that is tearing the country apart. Overpaid celebrities taking steroids in pursuit of statistics not only threatens global geopolitical stability, but undermines the very bedrock of our society.
Alright, that was me being sarcastic.
Frankly, I got pretty sick of McCain early in the 2004 election, where, despite all his bluster about being an independent-minded Republican, he turned into a consistent shill for George W. Bush. Sure, you can say it’s all politics, that at some point one puts personal differences aside for the good of the party, but this is the guy whose campaign and its surrogates, during the course of the 2000 Republican primaries, variously insinuated that McCain was insane due to his time as a POW in Vietnam, accused McCain of forgetting about his fellow Vietnam vets despite that he led the fight in the Senate to track down POWs, suggested that he was “the fag candidate,” and implied that he had illegitimate children.
Despite the mugging he received at the hands of the Bush campaign, to which he responded at the time with “I don’t know if you can understand this George, but that really hurt. That really hurt… You should be ashamed,” McCain jumped on board with Bush in 2004, and now that the election is over, he’s wasting time and attention with bloviations about steroids.
A conservative friend of mine who is equally tired of McCain’s politically-convenient shifts suggested that Bush should give him a cabinet post to shut him up or make him actually pick a side to be on. Not such a bad idea, as I think about it.